We don’t need the Maya to point out December’s doomsday vibe. The days are so dark and short, the traffic catastrophic and the calories so destructive. It seems fitting that the Maya chose to end their extensive calendar system on Dec. 21, 2012.*
I’m pretty sure we’ll live to see 2013. But just in case, I created this cocktail to soften the blow of Maya Prophesy Day. It’s strong, so you won’t feel the flames lickin’ at your feet…
Doomsday Drink1 oz reposado tequila ½ oz crème de cacao (I used Marie Brizard white) ¼ oz vanilla syrup ½ oz Becherovka liqueur 4 drops Xocalatl Mole bitters (Bittermans) Grated cinnamon garnish
Combine first five ingredients with ice in a shaker and shake until well chilled. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass and grate a dusting of cinnamon over the top…
… Or, hell, just dump them all in a glass and tip back. The world is ending, people! This is no time for prissy drinks!
Sorry, hysteria contained. Why these flavors for the Doomsday Drink, you ask? Simple. The Maya’s territory stretched from southern Mexico through Central America, and their descendants still favor the flavors of chocolate, cinnamon and vanilla. Mexican tequila and Xocalatl Mole bitters also fit geographically. The digestif Becherovka lends the cinnamon note and keeps the drink from being too sweet.
But don’t despair: If Dec. 22 rolls around and you find the world still intact, this would make a great cocktail for Festivus/Winter Solstice/Christmas/New Year, et al. A multitasking cocktail is a truly welcome gift.
Cheers and fa la la la la, ICE
*Well, we know now that they didn’t. Their calendars continued on elsewhere, and apparently we are safe for thousands more years. I think the Maya would have enjoyed this cocktail, though.
As always, check out my Glossary of Spirits page for alcohol and mixer definitions and details.